Can I Fool the Blogger Ad Snoop?

My blog has a problem, which means that I have a problem. Ever since I posted S-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g T-h-i-n-g-s, my blog has been plagued with embarrassing Blogger ads, specifically s-i-n-e-p (first word) r-e-h-c-t-e-r-t-s (second word). I reversed the letters in the hopes that the ad snoop can't detect it. I am a little abashed that s-i-n-e-p r-e-h-c-t-e-r-t-s keeps appearing. I can't seem to get rid of it. If I look at some of my other posts, sometimes the ad changes, but when I go back to my current post, s-i-n-e-p r-e-h-c-t-e-r-t-s is still there. It's rather irritating. Furthermore, I have no use for this type of apparatus, nor do I even know what it looks like, and I don't want to know either! I prefer to bury my head in the sand on this one.

So, I half buried my head in the sand, and went surfing. I found the following. At Steve's blog, BizarreBids.com, you can actually bid for one of the apparatus things, if you want to.

Then, I found the following little scenario between Chris Knight (played by Val Kilmer) *swoon* and Mitch (played by Gabriel Jarret)
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Chris Knight: You didn't touch anything, did you?
Mitch: No.
Chris Knight: Good. Because all of my filth is arranged in alphabetical order. This, for instance, is under 'H' for "toy.
Mitch: What is it?
Chris Knight: It's a penis stretcher. Do you want to try it?
Mitch: No.
Chris Knight: I'm just kidding. It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.
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Small diversion there, but worth it for Val Kilmer. Where was I?

Right, my other tactic is to plant some not-so-subtle words, like "eBay" or "Jaguar", and see what happens. I really wouldn't mind having "Jaguar" show up as an ad, in fact that would be cool. What if I put "snowbird" in my post? Hmmmm.

And, though I have only been blogging for a short time, I have become accustomed to including a cute little clipart or picture relating to my post.

Val and Gabriel will have to suffice. *sigh*.