*I'll probably get hit for that title*
My toilet attacked me today. Nasty ceramic bowl of nothingness.
A little background.
My quads and butt are very sore from my workout sessions. Since returning from vacation, it's been a bit of a struggle to get back on track with my regular workout routine, and the past 2 weeks have been ON (right on brother!). With that, I have a few sore muscles, and rightly so.
This morning, though, my muscles and the toilet got into a fisticuffs, and I was the victim of the assault.
*note small bathroom*.
I was just about to sit down on the royal throne, in a half squat position (you know...somewhere between standing and falling down). I proceeded to lift the lid of the toilet, and then I would sit. Actually it's kind of a synchronous motion....squat, lift lid, sit....tada!......but the lid didn't stay up.
The lid started to come down, just as I was lowering. The lid poked me in the butt, and I went into a forward vault with my head crashing into the wall. I have never seen stars before (except in our wondrous skies), but I did this time! I guess I tapped my noggin in the sweet spot.
Moral of the story?
Always make sure the toilet seat is firmly in position before going anywhere!